Mount Rushmore Beers - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Telling people not to be

Telling people not to be jelly while being 95% water is an unearned flex

Bold white weathered text reads "CHOPPA

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Arched white bold serif text reads "KICK HIS ASS" across the top

segmented letterforms reads "IN LIKE FLYNN" across the upper portion

Mount Rushmore Beers - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Telling people not to beMount Rushmore holding beers is somehow a more honest representation of American values than the original sculpture. Carving four guys into a mountain and not giving them drinks was always the real oversight. The Details: White illustration in a screen print style depicts Mount Rushmore with Washington, Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Lincoln each raising amber colored beer pints. Red and blue firework bursts with white dots fill the sky above the