George Sloshington - Unisex Sweatshirt hannibal Large gray script lettering reads

Large gray script lettering reads "Ironmakers" with a swoosh underline

surrounded by white text reading "HOT PASTRAMI

and graduation requires pulling out something absurd enough to end the conversation

joining a circuit of small towns across Kentucky

Beaches loving you back is the kind of confidence that only works if nobody asks follow-up questions

George Sloshington - Unisex Sweatshirt hannibal Large gray script lettering readsFounding a nation requires steady hands, but George Sloshington proves those hands are best used for holding a cold one. Democracy was always a drinking game with better PR. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "GEORGE" above a stylized pop art portrait of George Washington in a blue coat, yellow vest, white cravat, and white powdered wig, holding up a red and white can labeled "BEER." Straight distressed white block text below reads