University of Your Mom - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt TV wearing a hat and holding

wearing a hat and holding a bat with a goofy exaggerated grin

Handicapping advice from Ace Rothstein isn't a suggestion

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White woodcut-style illustration depicts an anthropomorphic cat in a trench coat

and sonar that would embarrass a submarine

University of Your Mom - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt TV wearing a hat and holdingFake Latin on a university crest works because your brain gives it two full seconds of respect before the betrayal hits. "Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduated summa cum laude from the school of jokes you should've outgrown fifteen years ago. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "UNIVERSITY" across the top, with smaller script "of" centered below. A circular crest at the center depicts a bed icon enclosed by laurel wreaths and flanked by