I Want You To Beer Me - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Tilted distressed white hand-lettered text

Tilted distressed white hand-lettered text reads "COMIN' IN" above oversized weathered yellow block letters reading "HOT

" above a cartoon illustration of a crushed red beer can with visible dents and a silver banner labeled "BEER" in black

Rust-colored text below reads "It's a sweater

with brown fur

arms outstretched

I Want You To Beer Me - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Tilted distressed white hand-lettered textUncle Sam guilt tripped a whole generation into the trenches, so repurposing him to fetch you a Bud Light from the cooler is honestly a more humane deployment. Conscription works better when the only casualty is your dignity. The Details: A vintage style illustration of Uncle Sam in his red, white, and blue starred top hat and blue coat points directly at the viewer with a stern expression and white goatee. Distressed white block text below reads "I