The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Unisex T-Shirt internet anchoring the Oak Cliff neighborhood

anchoring the Oak Cliff neighborhood for decades

white block text reads "BOAT RENTALS" with "ONE WAY FISHING CHARTERS" in condensed sans-serif and cursive script reading "Lake Tahoe" to its right

Bold white weathered text reads "CHOPPA

wearing an open robe

Inspired by one of the original home entertainment consoles that launched way back in 1982

The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Unisex T-Shirt internet anchoring the Oak Cliff neighborhoodStuart Mackenzie's chicken conspiracy hits different when it's dressed up as actual franchise merch, smiling Colonel and all. Fortnightly cravings and wee beady eyes are just the tip of the Pentaverate iceberg. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly, Smart Ass!" across the top. Below, a