Hallowed Be Thy Gains - Unisex T-Shirt jackburton1 A vintage mid-century advertising illustration

A vintage mid-century advertising illustration depicts a crowned man reclining on a sofa

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Hallowed Be Thy Gains - Unisex T-Shirt jackburton1 A vintage mid-century advertising illustrationJacked Jesus hitting a PR in the clouds is the patron saint of guys who say "amen" after every set and tithe ten percent of their paycheck to supplement companies. Somewhere a Renaissance painter just rolled over in his grave. The Details: Distressed white Gothic blackletter text reads "HALLOWED BE THY GAINS" across the top. A vintage hand drawn illustration of a muscular Jesus pressing a barbell overhead appears in orange, golden yellow, and white,