Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Bowling lanes are the only

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Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve

Inspired by Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Built on the grit of a working waterfront town

retro style of the 60s

Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Bowling lanes are the onlyTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads