Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL topped with a red rocket

topped with a red rocket shape

A distressed white hand-sketched illustration depicts a one-room schoolhouse with a bell tower

with a baseball as the nucleus at the top and a yellow star at the bottom

throwback retro 90s TV design inspired by In Living Color

Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose

Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL topped with a red rocketListing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty. The Details: Distressed white sans serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading