It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Corporate's idea of hazard pay

Corporate's idea of hazard pay is a commemorative patch for a ship they already wrote off

Inspired by Ricky Ricardo and his Orchestra from I Love Lucy

but owning every room without trying is legendary

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Distressed white shield crest displays bold serif text reading "RAIDERS" across the top

It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Corporate's idea of hazard payRebranding a gut as a "father figure" takes the same energy as calling a recliner "home office infrastructure." The belly didn't change, but now it has a title and demands respect at the cookout. The Details: Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s inspired style. Bold uppercase white slab serif text reads "FATHER FIGURE" in a larger scale with a distressed vintage texture. Fit &